i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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