Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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