I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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