It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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