They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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