no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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