I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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