what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
