We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
