sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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