FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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