Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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