ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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