The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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