remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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