none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize