Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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