I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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