i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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