as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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