Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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