is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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