That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
His nipple licking is glorious
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