Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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