i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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