I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
vagina is talking i cant
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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