Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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