Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
3 2 1 whiskey
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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