I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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