This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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