it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
worst night to have a conscience
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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