Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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