he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
