C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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