David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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