Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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