paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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