i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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