The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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