i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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