your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
