Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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