And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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