Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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