I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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