Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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