Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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