i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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