yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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