Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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