But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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