She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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