This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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