Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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